Hey there, I’m Joanie. 15. California.Tumblr (3.0; @captainlordvanity)http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gokudezi.tumblr.com/post/50128145696/gokudezi-today-this-girl-walked-into-class">gokudezi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gokudezi.tumblr.com/post/50128099485/today-this-girl-walked-into-class-looked-around">gokudezi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/38521a27112fa415fa41a366d6a547f2/tumblr_inline_mmm04kHv3S1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50289571988http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50289571988Sun, 12 May 2013 17:27:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b0qw6IW31rvlu0do1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sushinfood.tumblr.com/post/50214803085/fabulousmrstrider-doodle-of-our-dear-seemingly">sushinfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fabulousmrstrider.tumblr.com/post/23395595467/doodle-of-our-dear-seemingly-forgotten-sollux">fabulousmrstrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>doodle of our dear <strike>seemingly</strike> forgotten sollux</p> </blockquote> <p>never forgotten</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50289186179http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50289186179Sun, 12 May 2013 17:22:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1589f27dda0bfdc5d19a93815b8bf0ac/tumblr_mmlqya3Z8A1rllfqyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef8be5c475f65d51a5104c6b8e94ee42/tumblr_mmlqya3Z8A1rllfqyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82cfd8290a8099386d665d52f6252677/tumblr_mmlqya3Z8A1rllfqyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50288348353http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50288348353Sun, 12 May 2013 17:11:35 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U7FCiMxTCKw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mattg124.tumblr.com/post/50281995371/how-to-annoy-your-mom" class="tumblr_blog">mattg124</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>how to annoy your mom</p></blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50283181668http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50283181668Sun, 12 May 2013 16:04:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/354d98b46c850bbb467f32643d72e8a3/tumblr_mmp03yPVJU1remrfeo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb75b807c9ba79451880b399a0021bd6/tumblr_mmp03yPVJU1remrfeo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b8c8da56c8b59ed3c00451d5563cdf6/tumblr_mmp03yPVJU1remrfeo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74b9baca0a2c43254149fb9e1346d28b/tumblr_mmp03yPVJU1remrfeo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://chocolatula.tumblr.com/post/50264374608/i-have-a-glorious-face-yea" class="tumblr_blog">chocolatula</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i have a glorious face yea.</p></blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50270447304http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50270447304Sun, 12 May 2013 13:18:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcry.tumblr.com/post/50237318031/do-u-ever-feel-like-youve-moved-past-the-emo-and">mcry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do u ever feel like you’ve moved past the emo and you can carry on with your life but then u play cemetery drive and realise the hooks of darkness were in deeper than u eveR tHought</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269776050http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269776050Sun, 12 May 2013 13:08:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65d1c68af1fedce5236f56ce23b219a0/tumblr_mjqf7qm8Vy1rzthl7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269660558http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269660558Sun, 12 May 2013 13:07:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supjono.tumblr.com/post/49845908649/when-people-unfollow-you-and-youre-left-wondering">supjono</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269513470http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269513470Sun, 12 May 2013 13:05:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixpipSuFI1qajg12o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wemarchalone.tumblr.com/post/24380725036/oh-hey-man-didnt-see-you-there-hows-it-go">wemarchalone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“</p> <p>“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”</p> <p>“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“</p> <p>“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269139339http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269139339Sun, 12 May 2013 13:00:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10c50b1b6e066505c9027848388cb45e/tumblr_mhosm2q99O1rztzw1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269072189http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50269072189Sun, 12 May 2013 12:59:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0652ac17d64607e47dd7f2770aefd8e1/tumblr_mm7iuz3qAt1s888fuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nearlycomatose.tumblr.com/post/49494796470/we-are-one">nearlycomatose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We are one.</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268897966http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268897966Sun, 12 May 2013 12:56:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gorgeousdarren.tumblr.com/post/50130727710">gorgeousdarren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78f8df9b31ee95c79f556f53b1e7b69f/tumblr_inline_mmm1sc8TPr1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268795580http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268795580Sun, 12 May 2013 12:55:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petethetreat.tumblr.com/post/50214193280/if-pete-wentz-ever-got-a-vine-it-would-just-be">petethetreat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If Pete Wentz ever got a Vine it would just be videos of Patrick. </p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268748139http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268748139Sun, 12 May 2013 12:54:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainfrancesca.tumblr.com/post/28345394485/anime-parents-must-be-so-confused-like-we-both">captainfrancesca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>anime parents must be so confused like</p> <p>“we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268656268http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268656268Sun, 12 May 2013 12:53:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scarecrows.tumblr.com/post/40787103746/hehe-her-amp-has-her-name-on-it-and-in-real">scarecrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hehe her amp has her name on it</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9b67d0e970b901801eb9cffc933aa42b/tumblr_inline_mgshj2N9FG1qabaqt.png"/></p> <p>and in real life the brand is</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b86c3c56e57b0a140579b84f76e77369/tumblr_inline_mgshk6YFct1qabaqt.jpg"/></p> <p>and her genderbent is </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/131f0ed198a6cc2f6821fe11e2a5d996/tumblr_inline_mgshldjIov1qabaqt.png"/></p> <p>hehehehe i’m so amused</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268479904http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268479904Sun, 12 May 2013 12:51:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkwardvagina.tumblr.com/post/49450923883/popcorn-no-thanks-i-only-eat-heavymetalcorn">awkwardvagina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268452086http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50268452086Sun, 12 May 2013 12:50:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59fe67fe80973c36ee324ec2c4c24a8f/tumblr_mjxauoHv8H1qatk5go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baracrack.tumblr.com/post/45773314033/x-this-gif-makes-me-so-happy-just-look-at-how">baracrack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://bilnk182.tumblr.com/">x</a>)</p> <p>this gif makes me so happy just look at how alex is looking directly at jack and jack just can’t help but smile really big and his eyes kind of stare into alex’s i’m done bye </p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266145952http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266145952Sun, 12 May 2013 12:18:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edsheerun.tumblr.com/post/50169851168">edsheerun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just want a boy to like me</p> <p>no not that one</p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266132014http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266132014Sun, 12 May 2013 12:18:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aee343e170cbe6f93ae0d721c3183cc8/tumblr_mkhvwdqPm01rh1wv4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266113681http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266113681Sun, 12 May 2013 12:17:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibrokethestars.tumblr.com/post/49264406738/that-one-friend-thats-exactly-like-you-but">ibrokethestars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that one friend that’s exactly like you</p> <p><em>but better</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2922b692f6cf8757c90e90a1a0fa0450/tumblr_inline_mm2tdsL34x1rpcuji.jpg"/></em></p> </blockquote>http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266020685http://captainlordvanity.tumblr.com/post/50266020685Sun, 12 May 2013 12:16:35 -0400